Post by damasin on Oct 19, 2008 11:59:43 GMT -5
Lets talk - I'm sorry, think - about tea.
Tea is a glorious, magical invention that goes well with everything. It gives everything and asks for nothing in return! It comes in all colors and fragrances, can be thick or watery, or you can even have it with milk. How wild is that? That's wild. And I forgot about sugar! How could I? If only everyone was like tea! I would literally marry some tea if I could.
You can grow your own tea, dry it, and strain it using a filter. You can make tea out of sticks and flowers and spices and all manner of things! Isn't that wonderful?
This only applies to HOT tea. Cold tea is what's wrong with America. How can you guzzle that stuff? Ick! And worse yet it's served by the gallon! Where's the love and time that goes into it then! I'll tell you where, Mister-wears-a-hat-indoors-and-tips-badly - it's nowhere! And your hat, it is stupid. I know that you are not a pimp, and your hat is a liar.
It's not insane to like tea this much, really. I was raised on tea! I'm from freaking China! We have tea with everything. Our society is based on tea. We built temples to drink tea in! We hand bred thousands of koi fish to watch while drinking tea! They say tea was given to us by the gods, and they can take it away. We can not mess this up.
I forgot about the second best part of tea! Tea sets. Oh, beautiful hand-painted tea sets! Painted with flowers or swans or horses, all matching, all lovely to behold. I've about 7 sets on display in my room alone - one set has a Kirin on them! Like me! You get why that's cool?
Oh, never mind. You couldn't possibly understand. I'm just going to keep this to myself.
Tea is a glorious, magical invention that goes well with everything. It gives everything and asks for nothing in return! It comes in all colors and fragrances, can be thick or watery, or you can even have it with milk. How wild is that? That's wild. And I forgot about sugar! How could I? If only everyone was like tea! I would literally marry some tea if I could.
You can grow your own tea, dry it, and strain it using a filter. You can make tea out of sticks and flowers and spices and all manner of things! Isn't that wonderful?
This only applies to HOT tea. Cold tea is what's wrong with America. How can you guzzle that stuff? Ick! And worse yet it's served by the gallon! Where's the love and time that goes into it then! I'll tell you where, Mister-wears-a-hat-indoors-and-tips-badly - it's nowhere! And your hat, it is stupid. I know that you are not a pimp, and your hat is a liar.
It's not insane to like tea this much, really. I was raised on tea! I'm from freaking China! We have tea with everything. Our society is based on tea. We built temples to drink tea in! We hand bred thousands of koi fish to watch while drinking tea! They say tea was given to us by the gods, and they can take it away. We can not mess this up.
I forgot about the second best part of tea! Tea sets. Oh, beautiful hand-painted tea sets! Painted with flowers or swans or horses, all matching, all lovely to behold. I've about 7 sets on display in my room alone - one set has a Kirin on them! Like me! You get why that's cool?
Oh, never mind. You couldn't possibly understand. I'm just going to keep this to myself.
