Post by Zip on Jun 14, 2008 11:13:52 GMT -5
FULL NAME: FIRST [MIDDLE?] LAST.
William Mercury
AKA:
-Mr. M
-The Mercuniator
GENDER: Male
But a secret crossdresser
RACE: Part goat
AGE: 32 (human) years old
SUBJECT TAUGHT: Anything but math. He's good like that.
PERSONALITY: He's easily distracted with good intentions, and has a good head on his shoulders. Normally his lessons don't make sense-until about a year later, when you think about it and how it can apply to your life situations.
He's a subtle kind of guy-making you do things without your thinking about it.
When it comes to homework, it's free choice.
And yeah, he plays favourites. Slackers normally have to try and teach the class for the day, and if they fail at that, then he makes them feel as though they fail at life.
Mr.M is the master at guilt trips.
APPEARANCE: He has brown goat legs, and horns about as large as your forarm. He doesn't wear clothing (normally)....but dresses in Victoria's Secrets-....in SECRET!
Somehow word got around the school about that, though...
A peaky nose, darting black eyes, and hairy knuckles, he also has a habit of skipping around, clapping his dainty hands when a student does an exceptionally superb job on something.
Normally, he isn't in his classroom but is found in the library, reading up on 'A Midsummer's Night Dream'-for some odd reason, that's his favourite Shakespearian play...
HISTORY: He came from the forests of Somewhere, and spent 4 years at a teaching university for general studies. He spent 1 year student teaching in California.
He feels that Cloud Nine is just the place for him-variety and experience.
SPECIALITIES: Subliminal messages that make students do better on tests/quizzes. He is willing to work before and after school with just one kid, and is cool with socializing during Study Halls.
WEAKNESSES: He has no weakness in teaching. He lets students make mistakes and learn from them.
GRADE: All.
OTHER: It may seem cruel to let students make mistakes and learn from them, but that's his teaching policy. He believes that if you make a mistake from something, it will make you remember it better and prevent it (and other things similar) from happening in the future.
He favours students who are polite, and ones who participate in class a lot without being over the top.
ROLEPLAYER: Me.
EXCERPT:
Student: "Hey, Mr.M?"
Mr.M: "Yus?"
"Could I go to the bathroom?"
"That dependssssss..." (he keeps on writing, face down. Student waits.)
"On what?"
"On whot whot?"
"What does it depend on?"
"Whot does whot depend on?"
"Going to the bathroom!"
"Whot about eet?"
(student finally gets it)
"May I please go to the bathroom?"
"Yus." (hands student a toilet plunger that says, 'Passing Through, Cleaning Poo') "Don't make a mess."
William Mercury
AKA:
-Mr. M
-The Mercuniator
GENDER: Male
But a secret crossdresser
RACE: Part goat
AGE: 32 (human) years old
SUBJECT TAUGHT: Anything but math. He's good like that.
PERSONALITY: He's easily distracted with good intentions, and has a good head on his shoulders. Normally his lessons don't make sense-until about a year later, when you think about it and how it can apply to your life situations.
He's a subtle kind of guy-making you do things without your thinking about it.
When it comes to homework, it's free choice.
And yeah, he plays favourites. Slackers normally have to try and teach the class for the day, and if they fail at that, then he makes them feel as though they fail at life.
Mr.M is the master at guilt trips.
APPEARANCE: He has brown goat legs, and horns about as large as your forarm. He doesn't wear clothing (normally)....but dresses in Victoria's Secrets-....in SECRET!
Somehow word got around the school about that, though...
A peaky nose, darting black eyes, and hairy knuckles, he also has a habit of skipping around, clapping his dainty hands when a student does an exceptionally superb job on something.
Normally, he isn't in his classroom but is found in the library, reading up on 'A Midsummer's Night Dream'-for some odd reason, that's his favourite Shakespearian play...
HISTORY: He came from the forests of Somewhere, and spent 4 years at a teaching university for general studies. He spent 1 year student teaching in California.
He feels that Cloud Nine is just the place for him-variety and experience.
SPECIALITIES: Subliminal messages that make students do better on tests/quizzes. He is willing to work before and after school with just one kid, and is cool with socializing during Study Halls.
WEAKNESSES: He has no weakness in teaching. He lets students make mistakes and learn from them.
GRADE: All.
OTHER: It may seem cruel to let students make mistakes and learn from them, but that's his teaching policy. He believes that if you make a mistake from something, it will make you remember it better and prevent it (and other things similar) from happening in the future.
He favours students who are polite, and ones who participate in class a lot without being over the top.
ROLEPLAYER: Me.
EXCERPT:
Student: "Hey, Mr.M?"
Mr.M: "Yus?"
"Could I go to the bathroom?"
"That dependssssss..." (he keeps on writing, face down. Student waits.)
"On what?"
"On whot whot?"
"What does it depend on?"
"Whot does whot depend on?"
"Going to the bathroom!"
"Whot about eet?"
(student finally gets it)
"May I please go to the bathroom?"
"Yus." (hands student a toilet plunger that says, 'Passing Through, Cleaning Poo') "Don't make a mess."