Post by kaige on May 25, 2009 19:36:28 GMT -5
[size=9FULL NAME: Elrohir Elu Aldarion
AKA: Mr. El
GENDER: Male
RACE: Dark Elf
AGE: 24.
SUBJECT TAUGHT: Sexual Education or anything to deal with reading or writing.
PERSONALITY: Elrohir is shady, at best. He is sneaky and stealthy and intelligent. He has his own, unique methods of getting the point across to his students in whatever class he is teaching. He has an absolute obsession with reading, a habit passed down from his ancestors, and will often carry five to six ancient texts with him at all times. He is also by no means above stealing any book that he finds intriguing and, because of this, has quite the collection of rare literature.
APPEARANCE: Elrohir is an average height for his age, about 6'0. His skin is a pale dark gray, like wet ash. With elegantly shaped, bright-yellow eyes and silver-white hair, he contrasts his own body colour greatly. Poking out from his hair are two long ears that point at an angle up. They tend to shift back a little when he is angry or just emotional. His body is of a very lean, muscular build, which is strange for a teacher. Typical clothing for a workday includes, but is not limited to, three leather satchels attached to a matching belt around his waist, an orange, long-sleeved, ruffled shirt under a black and gold vest, and black pants tucked into sleek black leather and cloth boots. His wardrobe tends to be rather monochrome, usually just shades of black and dark grays with the occasional orange. He bears a mysterious scar just under his left eye that travels from the bridge of his nose diagonally down his cheek.
Upon his shoulder sits his pet ferret and companion, Slash. Slash has black fur with three orange rings around his belly. With seriously deadly eyes, he is usually shifty and cautious of everything.
HISTORY: All that is known about Elrohir is that he came from a faraway place. How he got the job is also a mystery.
SPECIALITIES: He is good at stealing things, going about unnoticed, and getting the point across to students.
WEAKNESSES: Elrohir has a weakness for alcohol and women. But by no means is he a pedofile or a drunk. He just doesn't like young girls and would much rather hit on another, perhaps attractive teacher instead.
He can also not stand people who laugh during his Sex Ed class. Sexual Education is a vital and serious topic to keep young people safe and by no means should be taken as a joke!
GRADE: 10-11.
OTHER: He likes to play the lute.
ROLEPLAYER: David Anthony
EXCERPT:
"STD. Sexually Transmitted Diseases. They will kill you if you get them and if you haven't figured out how one might find them self with an STD, I would like you to leave the classroom right now and think things through in the hallway."
After a short pause from Mr. El one, perhaps naive, student shyly pushed his chair back and walked out of thew classroom with a face as red and shiny as an apple. Elrohir crossed his arms, habitually tapping his fingers on his bicep as he watched the student close the door slowly behind him. His yellow eyes scanned back over the blank expressions of the whole class. The students either stared back or let their eyes wander off into space. Motioning towards the overheard projection that was much past it's intended usage date, he spoke out again in a steady voice.
"Ok then. As you can see on the board, these are some examples of what people with STD's look like." Prostitutes working the corners, drug addicts over dosing, and famous athletes getting lucky were depicted on the overhead in a crackled sepia pattern. Elrohir began to pace back and force slowly at the front of his classroom with his hands behind his back.
"Statistics show that 99.4% of all people who get an STD will do every known drug, sleep with 47.5 prostitutes, and then die a terrible death. But! There is a bright side to all of this!" Out of seemingly nowhere, he pulled forth a perfectly shaped banana and an orange condom wrapper. Amused, Slash watched this entire thing from the worn, wood desk from the corner of the room. The students' eyes were glassy and blank as they looked at him. 'What's with the banana?' they probably thought.
"This, is a condom." Mr. El lifted the orange wrapped condom slightly to show it to the class.
"It will greatly decrease your chances of getting an STD from someone you are having sex with, which is a very good thing. And this," He then motioned the banana forth a little, "is a banana. This will simulate and erect penis as I show you how to properly apply the condom to give you the greatest protection." Elrohir paused and looked over the students slowly. Someone would laugh, he just knew it, but he sure hoped not. He didn't want to see blood today, seeing as his mood was pretty good. He finished his pacing back near his desk where he set the bananna down carefully.
"Okay then. When you are opening the condom, you must make sure not to tear it with your fingernails or teeth. That would most likely result in a pregnancy, which is a whole different topic. Carefully tear a strip away ..." As carefully as he could manage, he tore the wrapper open and pulled the translucent condom out gingerly to show it off to the whole class, who just sat stupidly. He scowled slightly at the blank stares and then pointed to a group of girls in the back who were talking during his lecture.
"You three! Back there! Stop talking about how many times you have had unprotected sex with your boyfriends and pay attention! Just because you've already had an abortion doesn't mean you can't start protecting yourselves now!" The girl's jaws dropped simultaneously as they turned forward and shut up completely. The whole class was stunned and held back laughter with all their strength. Once he saw that everything was serious again, he turned the condom on it's side.
"Ok then. To know which side is up, just look for the raised part. It will look kind of like a little hat, but that is NOT what they are used for." He flipped it over slowly. "Ok then, once you have the correct side up, you can put it one. First, grab your penis." A very, very slight giggle erupted from one of the back corners but was silence by a lightning-fast death glare from Elrohir. His eyes locked onto the treacherous child who would dare laugh during this class. The student froze up immediately and the giggle stopped. Slowly, cautiously, Elrohir brought his stare back to the banana which was in his hand. No one even saw his grab it, but he now had it.
"As I was saying ... You take it by the base lightly and then put the condom on the tip, right side up. Then you slowly begin to unroll it onto your penis, making sure to smooth out any air bubbles. Air bubbles WILL cause the condom to break and will get your love-partner pregnant! Be aware! Now once-" A student suddenly laughed loudly, breaking the whole room into laughter as they watched the orange condom being smoother out over the large banana. To all of their surprise, a fan of daggers came flying at each and every one of the people in the front rows, each one seperately sticking deep into their polished wood desks and cutting the handout infront of them neatly inhalf. Terrified eyes looked up to Mr. El as the whole room went silent again. He stood with his arms crossed over his chest, just staring back with piercing yellow eyes. The condom covered banana was on the desk, being sniffed cautiously by Slash. Mr. El extended his arm to the class and pointed out the whole front row, who first caused the outburst.
"You five. See me after school for detention. You're all quite lucky that I missed this time." His voice was serious and he knew damn well he missed on purpose, but it was better than a kid bleeding at their desk. With an elegant turn on his heel he grabbed the banana and continued the lesson with no more outbreaks.
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AKA: Mr. El
GENDER: Male
RACE: Dark Elf
AGE: 24.
SUBJECT TAUGHT: Sexual Education or anything to deal with reading or writing.
PERSONALITY: Elrohir is shady, at best. He is sneaky and stealthy and intelligent. He has his own, unique methods of getting the point across to his students in whatever class he is teaching. He has an absolute obsession with reading, a habit passed down from his ancestors, and will often carry five to six ancient texts with him at all times. He is also by no means above stealing any book that he finds intriguing and, because of this, has quite the collection of rare literature.
APPEARANCE: Elrohir is an average height for his age, about 6'0. His skin is a pale dark gray, like wet ash. With elegantly shaped, bright-yellow eyes and silver-white hair, he contrasts his own body colour greatly. Poking out from his hair are two long ears that point at an angle up. They tend to shift back a little when he is angry or just emotional. His body is of a very lean, muscular build, which is strange for a teacher. Typical clothing for a workday includes, but is not limited to, three leather satchels attached to a matching belt around his waist, an orange, long-sleeved, ruffled shirt under a black and gold vest, and black pants tucked into sleek black leather and cloth boots. His wardrobe tends to be rather monochrome, usually just shades of black and dark grays with the occasional orange. He bears a mysterious scar just under his left eye that travels from the bridge of his nose diagonally down his cheek.
Upon his shoulder sits his pet ferret and companion, Slash. Slash has black fur with three orange rings around his belly. With seriously deadly eyes, he is usually shifty and cautious of everything.
HISTORY: All that is known about Elrohir is that he came from a faraway place. How he got the job is also a mystery.
SPECIALITIES: He is good at stealing things, going about unnoticed, and getting the point across to students.
WEAKNESSES: Elrohir has a weakness for alcohol and women. But by no means is he a pedofile or a drunk. He just doesn't like young girls and would much rather hit on another, perhaps attractive teacher instead.
He can also not stand people who laugh during his Sex Ed class. Sexual Education is a vital and serious topic to keep young people safe and by no means should be taken as a joke!
GRADE: 10-11.
OTHER: He likes to play the lute.
ROLEPLAYER: David Anthony
EXCERPT:
"STD. Sexually Transmitted Diseases. They will kill you if you get them and if you haven't figured out how one might find them self with an STD, I would like you to leave the classroom right now and think things through in the hallway."
After a short pause from Mr. El one, perhaps naive, student shyly pushed his chair back and walked out of thew classroom with a face as red and shiny as an apple. Elrohir crossed his arms, habitually tapping his fingers on his bicep as he watched the student close the door slowly behind him. His yellow eyes scanned back over the blank expressions of the whole class. The students either stared back or let their eyes wander off into space. Motioning towards the overheard projection that was much past it's intended usage date, he spoke out again in a steady voice.
"Ok then. As you can see on the board, these are some examples of what people with STD's look like." Prostitutes working the corners, drug addicts over dosing, and famous athletes getting lucky were depicted on the overhead in a crackled sepia pattern. Elrohir began to pace back and force slowly at the front of his classroom with his hands behind his back.
"Statistics show that 99.4% of all people who get an STD will do every known drug, sleep with 47.5 prostitutes, and then die a terrible death. But! There is a bright side to all of this!" Out of seemingly nowhere, he pulled forth a perfectly shaped banana and an orange condom wrapper. Amused, Slash watched this entire thing from the worn, wood desk from the corner of the room. The students' eyes were glassy and blank as they looked at him. 'What's with the banana?' they probably thought.
"This, is a condom." Mr. El lifted the orange wrapped condom slightly to show it to the class.
"It will greatly decrease your chances of getting an STD from someone you are having sex with, which is a very good thing. And this," He then motioned the banana forth a little, "is a banana. This will simulate and erect penis as I show you how to properly apply the condom to give you the greatest protection." Elrohir paused and looked over the students slowly. Someone would laugh, he just knew it, but he sure hoped not. He didn't want to see blood today, seeing as his mood was pretty good. He finished his pacing back near his desk where he set the bananna down carefully.
"Okay then. When you are opening the condom, you must make sure not to tear it with your fingernails or teeth. That would most likely result in a pregnancy, which is a whole different topic. Carefully tear a strip away ..." As carefully as he could manage, he tore the wrapper open and pulled the translucent condom out gingerly to show it off to the whole class, who just sat stupidly. He scowled slightly at the blank stares and then pointed to a group of girls in the back who were talking during his lecture.
"You three! Back there! Stop talking about how many times you have had unprotected sex with your boyfriends and pay attention! Just because you've already had an abortion doesn't mean you can't start protecting yourselves now!" The girl's jaws dropped simultaneously as they turned forward and shut up completely. The whole class was stunned and held back laughter with all their strength. Once he saw that everything was serious again, he turned the condom on it's side.
"Ok then. To know which side is up, just look for the raised part. It will look kind of like a little hat, but that is NOT what they are used for." He flipped it over slowly. "Ok then, once you have the correct side up, you can put it one. First, grab your penis." A very, very slight giggle erupted from one of the back corners but was silence by a lightning-fast death glare from Elrohir. His eyes locked onto the treacherous child who would dare laugh during this class. The student froze up immediately and the giggle stopped. Slowly, cautiously, Elrohir brought his stare back to the banana which was in his hand. No one even saw his grab it, but he now had it.
"As I was saying ... You take it by the base lightly and then put the condom on the tip, right side up. Then you slowly begin to unroll it onto your penis, making sure to smooth out any air bubbles. Air bubbles WILL cause the condom to break and will get your love-partner pregnant! Be aware! Now once-" A student suddenly laughed loudly, breaking the whole room into laughter as they watched the orange condom being smoother out over the large banana. To all of their surprise, a fan of daggers came flying at each and every one of the people in the front rows, each one seperately sticking deep into their polished wood desks and cutting the handout infront of them neatly inhalf. Terrified eyes looked up to Mr. El as the whole room went silent again. He stood with his arms crossed over his chest, just staring back with piercing yellow eyes. The condom covered banana was on the desk, being sniffed cautiously by Slash. Mr. El extended his arm to the class and pointed out the whole front row, who first caused the outburst.
"You five. See me after school for detention. You're all quite lucky that I missed this time." His voice was serious and he knew damn well he missed on purpose, but it was better than a kid bleeding at their desk. With an elegant turn on his heel he grabbed the banana and continued the lesson with no more outbreaks.
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