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Each page was plastered with a chart of a chessboard.
Brow furrowing, he leaned forward with one hand cupping his chin.
A friend of his once told him, "It doesn't matter how much you play chess-I mean, you don't get better."
He could see where his friend was coming from. It's not as if the pawns could go only three spaces forward if he stopped playing.
The rules stayed the same.
But studying would help give him a better understanding of the game.
Chess is a gentlemans' game! James Bond plays it in his spare time!
That's right, when a man isn't busy shooting the shit out of his enemies, he cleans the bloodstains out of his suit and plays chess.
The girl of the movie asks,
"Darling, where have you been?"
"[insert some 'witty' quote here relating to a pun]"
The girl fondles something under her pillow.
"What's that you have?"
Girl shoots. Bond dead.
BOND DEAD?
Hollywood is going down the drain.

Neil smiled to himself. He would make a great movie director.
Content with the pages he'd read, he set the book aside, careful of the fraying edges.
His long legs allowed the bottom of his cruddy shoes to graze the surface of the water.
He thought back to the classes so far that day-the A&E 101 class, where he witnessed the battle of Zander and the good-smelling June. Was there something that clicked between them, or was that just Zander's good nature combined with June's admiration for others?
And the class with Mr. M- that was pretty kickass. Still, he hadn't gotten around to doing the assignment-write about what's on the board-and didn't intend to, either.
Looking past his slightly soggy shoes, a thought came to mind--
And Jesus crossed the water. And Peter said, 'AWESOME'.
Thinking of Bond's nemisis Octopussy, Neil slipped off his torn shoes, swiss-cheese socks, and looked around.
No one.
Wincing as the bones turned to grey mush, slippery tentacles flipped out from the bottom of his pants and writhed in the water.
Experimenting, they quickly turned bright coral orange, to an inky black, blended with the surface, and formed back to the normal colour again.
He slid off his shirt, and tied it around a nearby pole.
And with that, he dipped into the cool water.
At first, his eyes were clenched shut. But as the transformation formed agonizingly along, his head morphed in a squishy mass, tightening to his waist, his legs splitting into eight. Bubbles frothed up to the surface from his now non-existant lungs.
And his pants sunk to the bottom.
One long tentacle gracefully curled down to it, and pushed up near the surface, tying the legs around the pole.
This wasn't terribly difficult, since he did have the brain of a human, the instinct of an octopus, and eight legs. The only problem was that he had to use one eye instead of two- since humans were predators, they had eyes in the front of their head.
Unlike toads-or octopai-who had them at the sides of their head, so they could see more danger around them.
With the tying done, Neil blissfully swam to the murky bottom, attaching to a rock and changing to its colour.
He looked up to the wavering surface. He could see the bright blue sky, and the dark underside of the deck.
Cool water pulsed around him, threatening to carry him out.
The threat being empty.
He looked back up at the deck, seeing a shadow hovering over the edge.
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« Reply #1 on Aug 13, 2008, 10:50pm »

It wasn't quite her home off-campus.

To say that a comfort zone for her was any place outside might be the fringe of a mistruth; though Bexley wasn't one of those malign teenagers toward the quirks of nature, she wasn't one of those perfectly attuned to it either. It was beautiful, certainly, but the slope of a landscape or the subtle imageries...the nuances of the great outdoors were closer to being irrelevant to her than awe-striking. On that same note, though, it was an imbalance she'd duly noted of herself, and instead of holing up in the library as per usual schedule, she had found that today was as good a day as any to try and acquire a taste for the blue yonder and all the splendor underneath it. A nice enough day, she could appreciate it as she walked a long-beaten path through the world she was familiar ( if not completely comfortable ) with. It was a strange concept enough that the things scribed across the pages of books were still out there to be observed- it wasn't too late to make her own mark on this world, and that's what Beck was seeking to do. There had to be something out there to novelize, to lyricize, and she let the words and music in her head push her outside of it. It was something she wanted to understand, to teach herself to adore the way the great thinkers did;
Either that or she wanted to prove to herself that she could survive a foray into the big, scary real world.


And she was piqued indeed upon approaching the docks, a shirt flagging her in after an initial start at the shock of color. Water wasn't her element- in fact, she doubted she would have one even if she were interested in finding it- and so she'd planned before that to give the water a healthy space bubble. Upon closer inspection, though, ( her meddling nature brushing closer to her surface than she generally allowed) , Beck trekked up to the scene. She visually sorted out an outfit and a book sitting leisurely on the dock, completely devoid of a wearer or reader. Chess, huh?

Picking up the book and taking a look around, Beck let her curiosity get the best of her until a second start ( really, so very skittish considering her everyday life ) gave her a moment's pause. Looking up from the book she'd cracked to a given page, she watched as a pair of... tentacles tied a-- pair of pants to the pier.


Given to the light bout of logic sequencing every once-in-so-often, Beck was left with the notions of a cannibalistic freshwater octopus versus a shifter, and decided the latter of these was more likely. Closing the book and hugging it ( moral support, darling Beck? ), the girl leaned over the edge of the peer to make of the clouded lake what she could, which didn't end up being much to her easily outshadowed mortal eyes... And so she leaned.
A little


too


far.


She fought herself and that bemoaned gravity for just several split seconds before pulling back violently and landing herself on her bottom on the pier with a surprised huff.
The book was luckier than her cell phone, which hadn't been lucky enough to return to balance with her after falling from her pocket and had instead gone to join the mysterious lake-creature she'd been vying for a look at.
Sighing, Beck patted the book and put it back in its rightful place, standing with a small wince and brushing off her skirt, the cotton of it having gained a bit of nature when she'd made contact with the dusty pier. Leaning was dangerous, she'd ascertained today. The Charleston was a breeze, but a breeze was a hurricane.

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« Reply #2 on Aug 13, 2008, 10:58pm »

Totally, man.
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« Reply #3 on Aug 18, 2008, 5:20pm »

Sorry about that, Zip.


Going to Ink's house creeped up on me and I wasn't able to get on this before I left. I'll be good from now on, if you'll forgive me. :3
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« Reply #4 on Aug 20, 2008, 5:11pm »

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

My entire life just ended.

You're forgiven.

You went to a certain J-Disgusting house?
You're forgiven even more.

She's such a starchild, I love her.
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« Reply #5 on Aug 20, 2008, 6:28pm »

AND SO it plinked, penetrating the surface, freaking out fish and any other creature that resided in the area nearby.
And it rapidly turned to the heaviest point, plummeting straight to the muddly bottom, promising a career of text messages that would never be returned, calls never to be made, bubbles filling out from the cracks and becoming the new AQUA-PHONE!
It never works! It's filled with water! Garanteed NO PHONE PLAN for the next SIX MONTHS!
Or, at least, it would have been, provided that our skinny Neil wanted to be a bastard towards the lovely Bexley.
However, he curled a tentacle towards the phone, before the constant shifting waves had a chance to move it to the drop-off.
His mind moved rapidly, the choices that had to be made.
There was absolutely no problem with returning the phone to its owner--it was how he would do it without the sight of his genitals doing phycological damage. Having no idea who it was, he decided that yes, pants would be the best thing, in spite of the amount of pain that would be endured to himself.
The black figure above had retracted a few small echoing steps back, again, freaking out all the creatures nearby, but had not left.
Working quickly, three tentacles untightened his skinny jeans, and pulled them down underneath to the shadow of the deck.
He then shifted his legs under into the pants, the phone still sucked in his tentacle grasp.
Now, the change.
Shuddering, the tentacle stiffened as mush formed to bone, pushing the skin, curving the ends to feet. The water suddenly felt chilly, even more so every time the pant leg touched his now changed figure.
I'm a magic octopus man! What, these pants? They have to stay on, like The Hulk...
Transforming as fast as his body would allow, he still managed to keep a grip on the damn phone.
Once his face had formed, it was a hard grimace, as the last tissues and bones grew within him. He groaned at the pain, bubbles issuing from his mouth.
Disoriented, his feet found the lake's muddy bottom-and the stone he had been content to sit on.
He kneeled.
And shot up to the surface.
His lungs inflated more and more as he went up, and finally broke the fragile thread that separated water and air. Liquid splattered.
Thumping, his elbows landed on the pier, one hand still clutching the phone. Hoisting himself up, Neil avoided hitting his shins against the hard deck.
First his head shook, then his half-naked body, like a dog. Little droplets speckled the deck. Once he was finished, he looked across.
"Here," he said, holding out the soggy phone, "this yours?"
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